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Friday, March 24, 2006

What I do, to make you fall for me

Alrite some sports news to spice up your boring life

Jean Alain Boumsong. Now in case you do not know him, this is the guy who did an 'air kick' while attempting to clear a ball and then subsequently wrestled liverpool's peter crouch onto the ground giving away a penalty and getting himself send off.

1) What the heck was he doing? that 'air kick' is the kinda mistake that i ocassionally do while playing soccer. This is French International

2) Why did he have to bring down peter crouch? Peter crouch runs his 100m in 16.2sec. Shoots the ball as well as Singapore's rafi ali. and is as strong as me. Crouchy wun have scored.

Another footballing jokes has to be Gary Neville.

So now the top 10 most overrated soccer player in the English League.

10) Micheal Tonge- The new steven gerrard, or supposedly. I wonder where he is now? Last time i saw him, he ran into a referee and was knocked down instead.

9) Gary Neville- One of the living example thats shows how far you can go in life as long as lady luck is smiling at you.

8) Phil Neville- Brother of no 9). One of my fren once said phil neville was better looking than a bald David Beckham.

7) Kavanngh- The white hair guy from wigan. I don't know how they had got away with playing this guy and still being 8th place. But i suspect they will suffer next season and they can thanks him when they are back in the championship.

6) Andy Todd- Blackburn is 6th place. Todd is Blackburn's captain. So is he their best player? Hardly.

5) A. Mokeano- South Africa youngest ever captain. He was compared to by a soccernet writer to be "the closest thing in the premiership to claude makelele" I wonder whether the writer had lost his job. Claude is now probably the fastest captain ever kickout of the South Africa team.

Thats all for today

1 Comments:

  • lol.....he is alright actually. I would gladly balckburn pay 800k for his services

    By Blogger Timothy, at 8:28 PM  

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